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fluffalump 

Fluffalump is a fluffy creature who is very soft and huggable
Lorna: I sure feel down :(
fluffalump: *HUG*
Conor: You love fluffalump more than me throw him out the window or we get a divorce!

Lorna divorces Conor
fluffalump by Lornapie April 17, 2005

Flumblumpshaus 

Big...Juicy..Thick...Plump...Chunky...Pudgy
She has a Flumblumpshaus booty....He received a Flumblumpshaus hug ... That kiss was so Flumblumpshaus... That Flumblumpshaus steak looks so delicious
Flumblumpshaus by LadyBird80 November 30, 2014

fluffalump 

a hairy fatty corpusal thats grows on the nipple of black men at night, that whisper sexual things in your ear at night.
scientists say that if you wake up with a fluffalump on your nipple immeditaly purchase a bluebajew at your local mcdonalds and rub it gently on your nipple untill it goes away...hopefully
"your a bluebajew"
"yeah well your a fluffalump"
fluffalump by assface magge April 10, 2010

flubumpst 

what you say when nervous, in trouble, or have just done something seriously stupid. Also can be substituted for cuss words, and person witnessing others stupidity can call flubumpst, like calling them a dumbass.
"what the flubumpst?" person 1 "Hey man, your fly is undone." person 2 "aww shit." person 3 "flubumpst." shit damn fuck dumbass idiot
flubumpst by Chief KickaBox October 3, 2011
Basically any fairly large man/woman that you see
That flufalump doesnt need to be eating that funnel cake.
Flufalump by classicdaisy October 2, 2007

fufalump 

one who is infected with strep throat and/or is a walking std
rachel dash the fufalump
fufalump by wtf is pseudonym? January 11, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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