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fluffalump 

a hairy fatty corpusal thats grows on the nipple of black men at night, that whisper sexual things in your ear at night.
scientists say that if you wake up with a fluffalump on your nipple immeditaly purchase a bluebajew at your local mcdonalds and rub it gently on your nipple untill it goes away...hopefully
"your a bluebajew"
"yeah well your a fluffalump"
fluffalump by assface magge April 10, 2010

fluffaluffa 

Word used by girls to describe their obnoxious dogs.. one's who have been stuffed with way too much Purina over the course of their hoover-like existence.
Girl: "Awwww.. Shmoo shmoo! Who's my little fluffaluffa?"

Fat Dog: "Woof."
fluffaluffa by haterade24 October 20, 2010

fluffaluffagus 

This is an elusive type of endangered never-before-seen large snow animal that thrives at higher elevations. Your most likely to encounter one of these beasts directly after or during a period of heavy snowfall, as they seem to be more abundant on powder days. Potentially dangerous and unpredictable, yet a select few spend countless hours in pursuit these animals. Not to be confused with its prairie dwelling cousin the snuffaluffagus.
Dude! On that last run I almost pulled the tail of a fluffaluffagus but it evaded me! There's a large herd of fluffaluffagi roaming the hill today.
fluffaluffagus by alldayy December 16, 2009

Fluffwumple 

The feeling when faced with an awkward situation, similar to being in a flap but worse.
"I saw my ex-boyfriend the other day and got in such a fluffwumple that I peed myself."

flubalump 

When your trying to be sweet and your boyfriend is being a arsehole,
You are my flubalump!
flubalump by Andrea n Phil January 29, 2008

fluffalufalopagus 

A being or creature designed from the essence of pure fluff with the purpose of being fluffed for the pleasure of fluffer and fluffee. Sometimes used to refer to one's pets such as cats and dogs.
Pronounced fluff-uh-luff-uh-lop-uh-gus.
Let's go to Bill's house; his dog is a fluffalufalopagus.
fluffalufalopagus by Ennoctifloof January 14, 2020
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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