fluffalump

Fluffalump is a fluffy creature who is very soft and huggable

Lorna: I sure feel down :(
fluffalump: *HUG*
Conor: You love fluffalump more than me throw him out the window or we get a divorce!

Lorna divorces Conor

by Lornapie April 17, 2005

fluffalump

a hairy fatty corpusal thats grows on the nipple of black men at night, that whisper sexual things in your ear at night.
scientists say that if you wake up with a fluffalump on your nipple immeditaly purchase a bluebajew at your local mcdonalds and rub it gently on your nipple untill it goes away...hopefully

"your a bluebajew"
"yeah well your a fluffalump"

by assface magge April 10, 2010