Waitress 1: I just cleaned that window. How did it get so splotched up?
Waitress 2: ...the floss archer over there. He got me in the eye when I refreshed his coffee.

Floss Archer by goose_on_a_roof August 9, 2021

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mental floss

changing your thinking to get rid of useless info

Holy Shit! After that time with those Idiots, I just Had To use mental floss!

mental floss by Starchylde June 9, 2015

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Dental floss girl

A girl/ woman whose pubic hair never shaved or at least 5 inches long. As result when vigorously eating her pussy her long pubic hair get stuck between your teeth.

Oh my god! Lucy was a dental floss girl!!!
When got up next day, I spent hours standing in front of mirror, clearing out her long pubic hair from my teeth!

Dental floss girl by Sexy Big Daddy Cool October 4, 2019

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Floss-Boss

Floss-Boss
Is when you are a boss, Leader, Top dog the one who calls the shots.

A person who flosses expensive things.

One who shows off money, designer clothes, fancy jewelry, cars an Nice homes.

Casto Jr: I see you Stack showing off all yo money and cars,
Big stack: You see me; I’m the real definition of a floss-boss.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

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Towel Floss

When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)

My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.

Towel Floss by Harry Cockalitious March 14, 2010

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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