Jaxie's definitions

poodle

Noun
A sorry French excuse for a "dog" that likes to lick saggy hairy balls all day long. They also enjoy expensive haircuts that will suck all the money out of your purse and caviar, but from a human.

"What kind of dog is that that is licking my balls?"
"Must be a poodle."

by Jaxie April 16, 2005

flossa

lots of; many

there's flossa birds outside

by Jaxie May 18, 2003

Canadia

another word for canada.. but canadia is a place with no canadians yelling "eh!" every 5 seconds.

Canadia is better without all them damn Canadians

by Jaxie May 18, 2003

Chihuahua

An excuse for a dog: can be referred to as a rat dog.

the chihuahua barked at my baby.

by jaxie February 9, 2022