This term relates to what wearing of a thong does to one's booty. The simple act of wearing a thong results in butt flossage. This is very similar to the act of flossing one's teeth.
I love my new pink thong from Victoria's Secret but when I wear it there's some serious butt flossage going on.
Fossage (FEE-kul sah-sij): AKA Fecal Sausage: The technique of making a sausage link like product using a filler and casing; in this case the filler is poop straight from the butthole into a condom as acting as the casing. In most situations the filler will unroll the casing as it’s pushed out. When complete the end can be tied off creating the fossage link, which can then be twisted into multiple smaller links for easier handling.
Billy needed to poop but was stranded in a nice place where he didn’t want to make a mess, with only a condom in his pocket he decided to make a fossage link and throw it in the trash.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.