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The weirdest dork that you would know, try’s to act like a mother but we all know mercy is better. Such a teachers pet, buys them apples. We kinda love her because she is so stupid. She never understand anything but when it come to education she actually knows things. When she has sex she will be asking if they are enjoying it and after she will ask if you have washed your hands

Omg look florenzia left an apple for the teacher, sush Thalia did you wash your hands

florenzia by Florenzia November 22, 2021

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Florencia

First of all she is a very nice and funny girl. She’s really smart and fun to be around with. She has an amazing smile and really beautiful eyes. But most of all, she is unique in all of her ways and definitely not someone who you want to mess with, that’s what makes her special.

Florencia would definitely be the prom queen.
Wow, what a goddess.

Florencia by calvinrooney June 11, 2018

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Florencia

If you ever meet a Florencia, don't let her go. She's one of a kind. It is rare to find a Florencia. She will treat you amazing and love you. She is faithful and loyal. Her smile is everything, and her eyes are amazing to look at. Never let go of a Florencia. You will regret!

Florencia is amazing :)

Florencia by annalie1218 May 4, 2019

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Florencing

Dancing vigorously whilst listening to Florence and the Machine.

Meg and Chris like to go 'florencing' every now and then.

Florencing by meggggg1993 January 16, 2010

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florensia

wore glasses, kind unique a place to rely. Listen to all of your crap. handful.
Thin as f. A beautiful name. Local made

florensia is a good listener

florensia by nersy February 23, 2019

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Florentia

An amazing, lovable and incredible girl. The best of the best that no one can beat. She is absolutely adorable and often shy, but that makes her even cuter.

Look! It's Florentia! My best friend!

Florentia by definitelynotadam:3 July 23, 2019

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fiorenza

from Italy meaning Prosperous or from flowers. This beautiful and unique name is usually only reserved for girls who match its description

Words couldn't describe how Fiorenza overtook his world

fiorenza by lion83 April 4, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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