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Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.
"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"
Floor Hockey by Julius Sezuire March 16, 2014

floor hopping 

Usually occurring in a large multi-floor building, where individuals go from floor to floor looking for parties, people to hang out with, etc.
I'm bored, let's go floor hopping to see if we can find some parties.
floor hopping by Bob Chan September 14, 2010

floor hopper 

An individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own poop that they will not crap in the restroom on their floor, but instead, take the elevator or stairs up or down to crap in a more inconspicuous location where they will not be noticed or recognized.
Dude, Jim's shit is so rank he goes to the fifth floor restroom.
He is such a floor hopper.
floor hopper by fro12 April 23, 2006

evil floor hole 

evil floor hole is a discord user mainly with a Spiderman profile picture that uses the mudae bot too much.
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
mudae bot: you ran out of rolls
evil floor hole: *kills self*
evil floor hole by peeshitter November 12, 2021

the floor is hot lava 

Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!
The floor is HOT LAVA I tell you.
the floor is hot lava by nat s. February 7, 2008

Hoe Floor 

The action of fucking and killing many hoes. So many you can fill every inch of you house with dead bodies .
Yo Tim girl friend Calysta was my final one. She is the final dead bodies to finish my Hoe floor.
Hoe Floor by Homieslice of the Negro September 2, 2016