My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"
when a hot guy (or a guy who thinks he is hot) walks into a room making all the girlspanties wet.
1.Im going totake my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.