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Get midlessly flooked
My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"
Get midlessly flooked by Franchek March 16, 2024
Related Words
flooked • Get midlessly flooked • flooded • flocked • floored • Fooked • flookën • Floomed • flonked • flooded out
Kay Flocked
Kay Flocked by ew6 June 8, 2022
Flooken
Flooken or Flookën is used every time u want to refer to what u have slowed down, pace and that you have not worked as before. Bottom line: Slackin'
Flooken by Yosstin999 March 27, 2023
third-floored
to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."
*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"
*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"
*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"
*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"
third-floored by clearing up December 7, 2009
Third-floored
Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."
Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"
Person 2 is third-floored
Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"
Person 2 is third-floored
Third-floored by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009
Flooded
1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.
Flooded by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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