by SomethinMuppet February 18, 2017
Get the flongy mug.When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
Get the Flonger Blasted mug.Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.
by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018
Get the flongwoody mug.The greatest drinking game of all time.
You have a table, and 1 person from each pair is standing at a head of the table. So at first glace it looks like ruit, but you are actually standing ACROSS from your partner. Each person has 4 cups lined in front of them, and each pair has a ping pong ball. The objective is to throw the ball into your partners 4 cups, if you sink one, then your partner drinks it, and plays flip cup with it. Once he flips it, he can shoot on your cups. First team to flip all 8 cups, wins. It is a game of speed, which makes it infinitely better than ruit.
What makes it different is also that the winner drinks more than the loser, usually it's a full beer for each four cups. Plus a game with good players takes about 3 minutes, so more people get to play.
You have a table, and 1 person from each pair is standing at a head of the table. So at first glace it looks like ruit, but you are actually standing ACROSS from your partner. Each person has 4 cups lined in front of them, and each pair has a ping pong ball. The objective is to throw the ball into your partners 4 cups, if you sink one, then your partner drinks it, and plays flip cup with it. Once he flips it, he can shoot on your cups. First team to flip all 8 cups, wins. It is a game of speed, which makes it infinitely better than ruit.
What makes it different is also that the winner drinks more than the loser, usually it's a full beer for each four cups. Plus a game with good players takes about 3 minutes, so more people get to play.
by Patrick Kevin Patterson December 15, 2008
Get the Flong mug.Some fucking newfag involved in operation ponytail who doesn't understand rules 1&2.
He talked to the BBC about operation ponytail, telling them it was a planned attack from 4chan.
He talked to the BBC about operation ponytail, telling them it was a planned attack from 4chan.
by Hollydollie June 12, 2009
Get the Flonty mug.A sentient piece of faeces that grows legs and climbs out of the toilet to eventually track down its owner and consume their body. Flongus are usually found to form after the owner has eaten their weight in food in one day (and survived), the flongus is actually just disgusted by the amount of food you eat and believes the world would be better without you. Once the flongus has completed its mission it will peacefully return to the toilet it came from and flush itself
Child: ahhh... 45kg of food in one day, beat that dad
Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!
Dad: son, whatever you do do not go to the toilet today or face the wrath of the flongus!
by Kitchen🅱️ench June 13, 2018
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