Definitions by Mimi2680

grandma toddler 

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

grandma toddler by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

fling flong pants 

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.

As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.

fling flong pants by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013