flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.

Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.

by flobster man December 23, 2011

Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 09, 2019

Flobster

A Female Lobster

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat

by Giggler10000 January 08, 2009