Float me 

Float me is a new term used to describe the the act of sucking a dick, similar to sucking up the creamy ice cream float. (chocolate or vanilla). It's gonna be thick. Its gonna overflow regardless so you might as well suck up and enjoy it.

You can float me all night. I have all the ingredients.

Float me by Sumbitches June 19, 2013

float me a g

V. The act of giving 1
Gram of substance in which will be paid for on a later date.

"Aye DeQuontias if you float me a g I'll pay you next weekend double."

float me a g by mostcallmeclark December 7, 2013

Float me a Franklin 

“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.

“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface

Float me a Franklin by exuberantshrimpking February 24, 2024

Mexican Parade Float 

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.

Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.

Mexican Parade Float by senormule April 10, 2013

med float widow

The unfaithful wife of a Marine or Sailor who is deployed to the Mediterranean Sea

Guy 1: "A big unit must of just deployed last week because over the weekend the bars will suddenly filled with single women."

Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"

med float widow by tall_guy1979 December 30, 2007

Meatball float 

When a guy gets a boner in a pool or hot tub

“I was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldn’t help it I guess”

Meatball float by foxyjade47 September 10, 2018

Foat Meel 

How 75% of Fort Mill would pronounce their town. The other 15% consist of "Northerners", 9.99% consist of "Californians", and .1% consist of people from the Midwest and Foreigners.

-Non-Fort Millian: Hey where are you guys from?

-Fort Millian: Foat Meel

-Northerner: Foht Mill

-Californian: Fort Mill (they have no acccents)

-Midwesterner: I reckon Fort Mill

-Foreigner: (insert fort mill in different language here)

-Non-Fort Millian: Wow, im sorry.

Foat Meel by A "Northerner" October 16, 2008