Float me is a new term used to describe the the act of sucking a dick, similar to sucking up the creamy ice cream float. (chocolate or vanilla). It's gonna be thick. Its gonna overflow regardless so you might as well suck up and enjoy it.
by Sumbitches June 19, 2013
by mostcallmeclark December 08, 2013
I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!
by Ceifaroey August 29, 2021
I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.
A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
by Ceifaroey August 29, 2021
“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
by exuberantshrimpking February 25, 2024