premature ejaculator;
to
hump a girl's
leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his
gun before the order to fire is given
Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last
night?
Guy 2: You
mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a
jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.