Christian asked santa for a firm this year, and woke up with one in his stalking, he then brought it to his gay lover Dereks house and used it on him. Christian then said, santa taught me a bunch of neat tricks i can do with this when I saw him in the mall, then derek said ,oh, is that why it's all brown? Then Christian answered with a smile, no thats because of my dog Phenix, The one I us with santa is hanging in my room, I believe that if I sniff it every day I will get good presents this year. With that they began getting it on hardcore, and ended up getting the flirm stuck right up Christian's bung hole, and to this day christian still walks with a limp, and is extremely gay.
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