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A dildo used by the Amish, and made of either wood, knitted wool, or wood covered n knitted wool.
Christian asked santa for a firm this year, and woke up with one in his stalking, he then brought it to his gay lover Dereks house and used it on him. Christian then said, santa taught me a bunch of neat tricks i can do with this when I saw him in the mall, then derek said ,oh, is that why it's all brown? Then Christian answered with a smile, no thats because of my dog Phenix, The one I us with santa is hanging in my room, I believe that if I sniff it every day I will get good presents this year. With that they began getting it on hardcore, and ended up getting the flirm stuck right up Christian's bung hole, and to this day christian still walks with a limp, and is extremely gay.
Flirm by Rawbirt May 5, 2008
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An amish dildo. Made out of natural materials that would be made out of things that the amish can use. (i.e. no modern materials: plastic, gellatin, any electricity, or other things.) A flim can be carved wood, yarn, sheep bone with(out) wool on outside, foot, or any other thing like that.
Robert took it hardcore up the ass with a flirm made of splintery wood. He liked it.
flirm by Cman and d-rok May 3, 2008
Related Words
flirmy • flirm • Flirmance • Flirmi/Fluermi • flirming • flim flam • firm • flim • flarm • firme
The flirm is a flat and firm pillow.
That flirm gave me such a crick in the neck
Flirm by Rhes March 8, 2019

Tidy Firm 

When two groups of pals come together to make an even better group of mates! making it a Tidy Firm. The Tidy Firm first originated in 2010 from two firms on Canvey Island. The Dark Island Firm and the Diablos. When these two firms collide to make one it makes an extremely Tidy Firm.
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To take something that is hard to bear.
She just told me she's not interested.

- Mate you have to firm it.
- Mate gotta firm that shit.
- Firm it son.
Firm it by MrYeung January 24, 2014

firmly toasted 

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.
"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."
firmly toasted by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

firm it up 

To take something that is hard to manage and complete the task
Benjamin - "This maths work is so hard fam"
Tyrese - "Firm it up"
firm it up by savvyfromnrth October 27, 2018
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