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floppy dick syndrome

Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke
Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...

Florida Floppy Dick 

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra
That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick
Florida Floppy Dick by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011

Floppy Dick Drive 

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.
Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."
Floppy Dick Drive by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006

floppy dick porn 

Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.
Is she having sex with his thigh? Yeah, this is just floppy dick porn.
floppy dick porn by Gabe K. March 15, 2007

Flappy Dick 

When you play flappy bird, but instead of using your finger to press it, you use your dick.
I got a high score of 3 while doing a flappy dick.
Flappy Dick by Breadstickdick April 3, 2015

loose floppy dick 

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.
Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.
loose floppy dick by Akjohnny February 19, 2009