Flippersnatching is the act of inserting into a dead bird corpse whilst dousing yourself in honey and cutting the bird in half severing you and the bird.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.