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flipperdan

a jewish man with a slow car
What a flipperdan.
by MagS August 12, 2003
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The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
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flippershnickers

Oh Flippershnickers! That hurt really bad. fuck shit crap
by BurnsvilleBaby February 1, 2015
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Flippering

The act of placing one's sweaty testicles in a glass of tea and using them as a stirring rod to mix in sugar. When stirring iced tea, the correct term is "orca-flippering".
Kyle, unable to find a stirring rod, was forced to flipper his own tea last night.

Kyle's testicles shrank quite noticeably because of his session of orca-flippering at the party.
by Cheese Trailer January 28, 2014
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Flipperdick

Usually a person who trys their best and their best is still a failure. Also known as cuntnugget or twatwaffle. An epic failure to society.
You stupid flipperdick!!!
by Hiney01 September 5, 2011
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flipperdoodle

(noun) a person that acts mentally retarded or is a complete douche
"dude shut up, fucking flipperdoodle"
by oswald123 September 10, 2011
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flipperjabber

A censor-safe substitute for "motherfucker."

The term was invented by a fellow named Calvin who managed a pizza joint in 1993. When two new teenage girls were hired as extra help, the owner's wife pleaded with Calvin and other coarse talkers to clean up their language. Calvin often recited gangsta rap lyrics throughout the workday, and "flipperjabber" was perfect because it has the same amount of syllables as "motherfucker," thereby allowing the flow of the rap to carry on as usual. This word later infiltrated his everyday vernacular and that of his closest friends who often used the word to refer to each other.
"...and shoot up any flipperjabber who wanna step to me..."
by djrijk June 23, 2004
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