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Flankstangruel 

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.
Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!
Flankstangruel by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

flinstonization 

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.
Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.

Fred Flintstone 

When a guy with a huge dick pulls away while his girl is on her knees blowing him and he starts swinging his big prized cock across her head, just like a prehistoric caveman would whack his woman on her head with his caveman club.
I Fred Flintstoned my bitch on her head last night...yabba dabba doo.

After I pulled a Fred Flintstone on my chick, she saw stars all night long.

Lucky my girl got no bruises on her head after I Fred Flintstoned her or I be arrested for domestic violence. shit.
Fred Flintstone by king_muscat April 17, 2010

Flinstoning 

v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum
Man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these bitches started laughing at me.

I was on some straight stone age shit flinstoning my car down the hill
Flinstoning by mattmfin October 13, 2006

flintstone's gummies 

literally the best fucking gummies to ever fucking exist

Mr. Flintstone 

One who makes your bed rock, i.e. they are amazing in bed
Girl: I hear you're great in bed
Guy: This is true, my room is the G-spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock.
Girl: Let's fuck....right now
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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