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Flirtatious Desperation 

The act of turning a completely non-romantic situation into a romantic one because the person is desperate to feel as if someone actually loves them back.
"I think that cute cashier was flirting with me."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."

Flutatious 

Flutatious is anything that is sickly or nasty. It can be used in a good or bad way.
Yo Brian is Flutatious at Lacrosse!

Dude you kissed Becky? gross dude she's flutatious!
Flutatious by forqueer March 15, 2015

flirtatious 

an adverb that describes people who are being inhibitly flirty with the people around them, making passes at anything that moves.
Chris is disgustingly flirtatious, even around other guys.
flirtatious by Hanna June 13, 2004

floatatious 

High ability to float.

Awesome buoyancy properties.
Finis sells floatatious fins.
floatatious by Swimmer Lisa March 22, 2009

Floatatious 

A man or woman who has mastered the art of floating in water and flirting at the same time. A true multi-tasker in the ways of mating.

A very sexy floater.
Woman 1: whoa did you see that guy!
Woman 2: Man I did! He's got the hair, the equipment... He is so floatatious! I could jump his bones right here in the pool!
Woman 2: whoa girl they'll bar us from this pool with talk like that!
Floatatious by ReyMon! December 14, 2010

flirtatious side

a side hoe that isn't really a side hoe but you flirt heavily from time to time and for most isn't even considered cheating
Person 1: You got a side hoe
Person 2: not really man, but I got a flirtatious side. I'm not even really cheating