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Flesherton ontario. A shitrock town just on the boundaries of Collingwood. Yes Flesherton has the best shittiest pizza joints to ever exist. You might also spot a wild whore in their natural habitat. Flesherton is hell. Nuff said

Dude. Let's go to Flesherton. Oh wait. I'd rather drink toilet water

flesherton by mofo98 June 14, 2016

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freshertow

Possibly dazed and confused a freshertow thinks a bag of dicks shall be an insult forever, rather than eaten in large quantities in a ginormous bag. Surface of bag is not specified, just the size.

Freshertow can eat a ginormous bag of dicks

Incorrect..Freshertow is a big bag of dicks.

freshertow by 6Anonamouse17 November 8, 2022

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Fleshtronome

(noun, verb) The act of a man swinging his hips side to side while naked, resulting in his penis slapping his hips rhythmically and mimicking the time-keeping properties of a metronome.

He wouldn't turn off his fleshtronome in the shower.

Fleshtronome by Leason September 20, 2010

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fleshtone microphone

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone

Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!

fleshtone microphone by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017

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fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile

a penis

when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.

fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile by norcojsin January 2, 2012

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freshertow

Possibly dazed and confused a freshertow thinks a bag of dicks shall be an insult forever, rather than eaten in large quantities in a ginormous bag. Surface of bag is not specified, just the size.

Freshertow can eat a ginormous bag of dicks

Incorrect..Freshertow is a big bag of dicks.

freshertow by 6Anonamouse17 November 8, 2022

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Flesheatingnerd

Flesheatingnerd

When you ask a seer to divine your fate and you're powerless against it.

Flesheatingnerd/Mela: PREDICT MINE, CAL

Cal: I see a lot of people...
Surrounding something...

Cal: I see now
It's a grill.

Flesheatingnerd by YHKG August 1, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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