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Flesh bong 

When you convince a stupid human to suck you off while you are smoking a joint and tell them they are getting stoned for it
Quick, suck me off! Take a big hit off the flesh bong!
Flesh bong by FleshbongPapa February 7, 2024

Fresh off the Bong 

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.
Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

fleshbang 

While a girl is slobbering on your flesh weasel take both of your hands and smack both of her ears (do your best to climax at the same time). She will experience a loud ringing sound similar to a flash bang.
Shoulda been there man, I gave Ol girl a Fleshbang while she was smokin my pole. She looked like Pvt. Ryan when I got done with her.
fleshbang by Sgt. Cum gun February 15, 2022

Fleshbang 

The act of throwing a fleshlight in a manner resembling a flashbang for similar effect. Bonus points if it is freshly used.
Bao: My mom walked into my room yesterday and it was annoying!
Charles: Yeah bro what did you do about it?
Bao: I Fleshbang her, she totally didn't see it cumming!
Charles: Fs bro *fistbump*
Fleshbang by i luv linh dao January 28, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026