Flemmer

A word basketball players say after making a sick move or bustin' a J right in some fuck boys' face. Created in 2010 in response to every white basketball player saying "jimmer" before/after they shoot a basketball. Coined by Tom Fleming during play at the King Center in Jackson, MI., flemmer is sarcasm to the "jimmer" because real hoopers should have their own game and not cosign Jimmer Fredette's swag.

hooper 1: "We're about to get off today in the game. I'm hittin' flemmers all fuckin day."

hooper 2: "Hell yea dogg I'm goin' flemmer fasho."

by tombino December 07, 2011

Flemmers

Flemmers is when a guy is acting stupid, doing something of low quality or generally acting stupid.

OG: What are you doing man? Why dont you have any sø with your sodd?
Magnus: i dont like sø, it tastes weird.
OG: you are acting som flemmers right now dude.

by friendofflemmen November 27, 2023

Hope Flemmer

The most perfect person in the entire world and you’re so so so lucky if you know her in anyway because she will brighten your day when you just look at her. If you have her, take my advice: 1. Treat her well or I’ll come after you

2. She’s the sweetest thing and if you bring out her soft side then your special and you should take your chance

3. If you lose her, work on gaining her trust back because you’re definitely gonna want to keep her in your life

Hope Flemmer is the silliest goose in the world

by Texansrthebestever123 April 20, 2019

flemmering

The act of sucking semen from any anal cavity once it has be re-entered into the Flemmer's anus. It can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Did you hear Brian and his husband got caught Flemmering in his truck down by the river?

by BurtMcCracken60 June 07, 2017