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Flemmers 

Flemmers is when a guy is acting stupid, doing something of low quality or generally acting stupid.
OG: What are you doing man? Why dont you have any sø with your sodd?
Magnus: i dont like sø, it tastes weird.
OG: you are acting som flemmers right now dude.
Flemmers by friendofflemmen November 27, 2023
Words you can keep

Flemmers 

The type of guy who's with you through thick and thin. A real brother of sorts.
Friend 1: This is my bro Flemmers, he's a real one.

Friend 2: nice to meet you Flemmers.
Flemmers: uhm, what the sigma?
Friend 1: Flemmers, good boyyyy
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flemperson 

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.
Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!
flemperson by shane_y April 24, 2020
A word basketball players say after making a sick move or bustin' a J right in some fuck boys' face. Created in 2010 in response to every white basketball player saying "jimmer" before/after they shoot a basketball. Coined by Tom Fleming during play at the King Center in Jackson, MI., flemmer is sarcasm to the "jimmer" because real hoopers should have their own game and not cosign Jimmer Fredette's swag.
hooper 1: "We're about to get off today in the game. I'm hittin' flemmers all fuckin day."

hooper 2: "Hell yea dogg I'm goin' flemmer fasho."
Flemmer by tombino December 7, 2011

flummers 

The event of a flat tummy often derived from a good diet, exercise and a healthy life style.
Leona had been working out really hard, and the result of that is her flummers.
flummers by Gewer November 16, 2007

flummers 

An occurence where you obtain a flat tummy.
Leona has been working out hard and the result of it is her flummers.
flummers by Gerald Young November 7, 2007

flemmering

The act of sucking semen from any anal cavity once it has be re-entered into the Flemmer's anus. It can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Did you hear Brian and his husband got caught Flemmering in his truck down by the river?
flemmering by BurtMcCracken60 June 6, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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