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a very small even microscopic penis (about the size of a flea's toe)
kevin has a fleatoe!!!!
fleatoe by Adam and kevin January 12, 2006

Flastered 

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.
I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.
Flastered by Juice-box May 31, 2014
Pleasure gained from flirting. Combo of Flirt and Pleasure.
"When that guy came over to talk to me about how cute he thought my dress was i got some intense fleasure!!!!!"
Fleasure by F09 December 9, 2008

flastered 

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
flastered by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012

fleasured 

a combination of being flattered and pleasured during any form of physical or mental activity
Brian Spiderman Webb gets me so fleasured when he squirts his lotion on during class.
fleasured by Bjork the Stork June 10, 2011

Flastered 

To be Frustrated and Flaccid at the same time

Originally created by popular streamer (redacted)

submitted by Poop_smear aka drpoopsmear
I went on a netflix and chill date and was flastered the whole time.
Flastered by Vaginiti5 December 5, 2020
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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