fleaflicker 

a fleaflicker is a person who is a racist person who are dumb

"hey look it is a fleaflicker"

fleaflicker by flieflicker April 28, 2022

Flawlicker 

A person who picks out your flaws physically and mentally licks them.

Can you stop being a flawlicker? You do you, I'm going to do me.

Flawlicker by cumi89087 May 12, 2016

flea flicker 

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by

Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.

flea flicker by ayyfron August 5, 2010

flea flicker 

An unorthodox work place maneuver designed to return the responsibility of an assignment, delegated by the office quarterback, back to the office quarterback.

Sam: "The office quarterback tried to hand off more assignments to me today. I audibled flea flicker under pressure."

John: "So, Rob took care of it?"

Sam: "Hells yeah!"

flea flicker by anon_employee_OTM May 4, 2011

Leaflicker 

A rabid environmentalist that has gone beyond hugging trees to actually licking them

These people are leaflickers

Leaflicker by C Gaudet July 29, 2016

The Flea Flicker 

When a straight man goes to a gay bar to pick up women

Jesse and brandon were trying to get at some hotties, there defense was to strong, so they decided to run the Flea Flicker and go to a gay bar to pick up chicks

The Flea Flicker by jessecb7 October 24, 2014

Flea Flicker 

A trip taken by one or more co-workers during the work week, which has no legitimate work or family purpose, and is achieved through misdirection to fool work colleagues into believing it is a legitimate family trip and to fool spouse/family into believing it is a legitimate business trip. When executed properly, this seldom used, high-risk tactic, can result in significant time away from both work and family but often results in awkward silences with or nonsensical explanations to co-workers and apologies to spouses and/or family members. The “flea flicker” is considered an extreme variant of the “stretch.”

Worker 1: Have you seen co-worker X, Y or Z this week?

Worker 2: No, I thought they were in New York for meetings.

Worker 1: There are no meetings in New York this week, they must be running the flea flicker again and I can’t wait to hear the explanations for their simultaneous disappearances.

Flea Flicker by MDM_1234 December 31, 2012