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Fartbeat 

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.
Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"
Fartbeat by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010
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fateathan 

Faylor is endgame. And sexy. M
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fateathan by anonymous May 16, 2022

Fatbeard 

A stereotypical geek; i.e. one who looks like the Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons."
"Want to go down to the game store?"
"No, the owner treats everyone except his fellow fatbeards like hell."
Fatbeard by Qit May 8, 2005
the chair with no arm rest's, or with a huge dent/hole in it becuse some giant "pant load" sat there
chair portrait in the classic
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or when u sit in a fatseat/fatbooth at a restruant and the padding practicly falls through
fatseat by xprophetx November 9, 2007

In A Fartbeat 

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.
Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.
In A Fartbeat by Dumpology September 20, 2010

fat beat 

a beat produced by percussion instruments that usually consist of a heavy bass. as the bass booms, lighter parts such as the snare and high hat are kind of just hangin there as the bass is so heavy, it kinda drowns out the rest, but some how still sounds kick-ass
guy one: "hey did you hear jay-z's new song with alicia keys?"
guy two: "oh yes, it had such a fat beat, it made me wanna explode from the bass power, but somehow it sounded awesome!"
fat beat by 69ish December 8, 2011