flat cock
Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.
flat cock by theboyhasnoname February 2, 2018
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flat cock
flat cock by gtrell a.k.a. vader June 27, 2008
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Flat cock
Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.
Used a lot in the french alps
Used a lot in the french alps
Flat cock by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020
flat cocker
flat cocker by SpAnKy December 7, 2003
flat cocking
The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.
My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.
I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"
I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"
flat cocking by RDSTUD September 21, 2007
Flat Cocker
Flat Cocker by SpAnKy December 7, 2003
flatcocking
flatcocking by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006
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