Definitions by Flatcock23

fassypooch 

A derogatory term for a male who ditches the boys for his girlfriend.

Man 1: sorry boys I can’t get in the bin tonight the boys: Don’t be a fassypooch you flat cock

fassypooch by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020

Flat cock 

Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.

Used a lot in the french alps

Grow up you flat cock. Just do it already

Flat cock by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020