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Flashlights 

Used by Warhammer 40,000 players to refer to Imperial Guardsmens' lasguns, due to their weak strength in the game. Also sometimes called hot flashlights.
Guard player: "My squad shoots your marines."
Marine player: "Ooh, flashlights, scary."

Guard player: "...and my Stormtroopers have hellguns..."
Other player: "ooh, scary, hot flashlights."
Flashlights by Underhill January 18, 2009

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.
Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

Cool Cats Take Flashlights To Showers

The practice of bringing more than you need into uncertain or uncomfortable situations not out of fear, but out of preparedness and self-respect.

A "cool cat" doesn't stumble through the dark hoping for the best. They illuminate what others leave to chance. The flashlight in the shower isn't paranoia it's the quiet confidence of someone who has decided that their comfort and clarity matter enough to plan for.
"She packed snacks, a portable charger, and a first aid kit for a two-hour road trip; but hey, cool cats take flashlights to showers."

complimentary horror game flashlight 

Every horror game- Kubz Scouts
give me all of your complimentary horror game flashlight biotch

complimentary horror game flashlight 

A term coined by Jay "THAT DUDE" Perez from the Kubz Scouts on YouTube. Almost every horror game comes equipped with one.
Do I get a complimentary horror game flashlight?
Where's my complimentary horror game flashlight?

Tactical Military Flashlight 

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!
When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!