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flush faced 

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.
I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.
flush faced by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
Someone who has a face so minging (ugly) or someone that irritates you so much, that all you want to do is take that face, stick it down the toilet and pull the flush. Voila = flushface.
That bloke has been getting on my nerves. He's gonna get it. He is a flushface.
flushface by VcaptainB March 5, 2012

fleshface 

Ugly girl who is consuming way too many hamburgers.
Look at that fleshface over there, she's gobbling down those grease burgers at a faster pace than I can shoot up. She is actually pretty cute...
fleshface by Chester Copperpot March 27, 2003

Facebook Flush 

To delete people from your friend list.
I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.
Facebook Flush by nrs1970 June 24, 2010

Facebook Flush 

When you realize that you don't really have 5,128 friends, therefore deleting several to thin out the herd.
I hate Farmville, Mafia Wars and don't have any plans on starting a fake fish tank, so I did a Facebook Flush so I don't have to see my wall cluttered with that crap!
Facebook Flush by j4883rwocky November 16, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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