To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

Flandering by spittin game July 19, 2009

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Flingering

Lifting a girl by her vagina and throwing her.

"Dude I was in a mosh pit and I threw this girl right over the barrier"

"No way"

"Yeah, It was a total flingering"

Flingering by R.Dog April 28, 2013

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Flangine

A type of mould ejected from a Flange when it has been wet for many months, it is ejected periodically and if legs are held together will store up, used for painting walls.

1.(when painting a wall)
Guy 1: I canna hold her She's gonna blow!
Guy 2: Get out of the way the flangine is coming down the pipe.

Flangine by Xavador March 16, 2007

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Flangineering

In gaming terms creating a character with ridiculous stats, abilities, kit, perks etc. Usually with the express purpose of breaking game balance and/or reducing the GM to a gibbering wreak.

Min/Maxing can be said to be crude stat based flangineering often employed by munchkins.

GM: Yeah he took the gift Blade of Heimdall just so he could stab a Black Spiral to death with a silver toothpick....f**king flangineering bastard!!

Flangineering by Big Bald Ian April 16, 2009

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