flamut

A smelly czecho immigrant with a shrimp dick

Flamuts out getting pegged

by Ussy with the pussy August 19, 2022

Flamu

Some Finnish dweeb on the internet yelling at noobs or "Potatoes" as he calls them and raging about while playing the "Thinking Man's Action Game", world of warships.

Person 1: Yo do you know about this Flamu guy? His streams are funny af.
Person 2: You mean Flambass?
Person 3: Ha, Flambass? More like Flamu's Ass, get it?
Person 2: -visible confusion- ???

by CaptainZade May 12, 2020

Russian flamethrower

When you stick it in someones ass while they are puking because their butthole while tighten up with each throw up.

Alan: My girlfriend was puking last night so I seized the opportunity and gave her the russian flamethrower

Ak: thats fucked up dude wth

by Ak_604 February 13, 2019

missouri flamethrower

When a man ejaculates onto a plate and heats it in the microwave until burning hot. He then throws the scalding hit semen on his waiting women's face causing her severe burns.

Dude after I gave her a Missouri flamethrower she had to go to the emergency room and get treated for 2nd degree burns.

by Missouri Flamethrower May 29, 2014

M2 Flamethrower

The M2 Flamethrower was used by American troops back in WWII. It is also the greatest piece of hack ever made in to Call of Duty:World at War when it comes to campaign and multiplayer. And do not get me started when someone gets it in Nazi Zombies.

(In Multiplayer)
"M2 Flamethrower user": LOL I spy people trying to capture our flag! -throws a smoke grenade and drops down to burn the hell out of everyone-

People who were trying to capture the flag: Dude, hax.

(In Nazi Zombies)
Person with Flamethrower: -randomly sparying fire causing sight problems to other players)

Other player: DUDE STOP USING THE F***ING FLAMETHROWER, I CANT SEE SH-...(the player has died after being swarmed by zombies).

by PTRS Noob November 20, 2009

Gamma ray flamethrower

Defecating after eating a habanero pepper and consuming a large quantity of dairy products when you are lactose intolerant.

"Why did you drink that much milk dude! You're lactose intolerant"
"Because the pepper was hot as fuck man!"
"Well you have fun with the gamma ray flamethrower on the toilet in a few hours"

by Ickycoffee April 6, 2017

Flatutory Rape

The process of holding one down to fart on them against their will.

I just felt so violated when he sat on top of me and farted. It was pure flatutory rape.

by gaseousman March 5, 2009