flauta 

A loud, overweight, obnoxious, hispanic woman who wears too much jewlery and revealing clothing, and thinks she is attractive while in reality is disgusting. Often throwing thenselves at guys at the bar and only hooking up with the drunkest or most desperate guys.

That flauta is at it again, her gut is hanging out from under her halter top and those cottage cheese thighs are making me sick.

flauta by Matt E 813 December 27, 2008

flauta 

Flour tortilla tightly rolled around a filling (typically meat), then deep-fried. Means flute.

Similar to a taquito, which uses a corn tortilla.

Please pass the rolled and fried flour tortillas filled with beef. : Please pass the flautas.

flauta by lavapie September 13, 2004

13 Minute Flauta 

Boning a chick after putting flautas in the oven and setting the timer for 13 minutes. You finish just in time to enjoy your flautas.

It was Mexican food night and I was so hungry and so horny I gave my girl a 13 minute flauta, finished off by giving her a C.J. Browning and enjoyed my flautas.

13 Minute Flauta by PuedesDucharlo April 8, 2010

soggy flauta 

A man's soft, floppy uncut penis.

When I brought home Manuel from the club and showed him my chocolate starfish nothing happened because of his soggy flauta.

soggy flauta by texas toehog August 23, 2008

blue corn flauta 

A Latin inspired blue waffle with a nice load in the front and some creamy green in the back.

He offered her some of his blue corn flauta. She said the filling looked like cat food, but tasted great.

blue corn flauta by Whiskey Chat March 17, 2025

blue corn flauta 

Like a Latin blue waffle with a nice load in the front and some creamy green in the back.

He offered her his special blue corn flauta for St Patrick’s Day. She said the filling looked like cat food, but tasted great.

blue corn flauta by Whiskey Chat March 17, 2025

Flattard 

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.

Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.

Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017