flaming ted

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.

Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?

by DB BN February 5, 2008

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Flaming Teddy Roosevelt

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

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flamingoed

A rather "interesting" and "intense" way of claiming dominance over your enemy.

Bob: Oh no!!!! We are playing a game! I am losign!
John: OMG I will win!
*bob looses*
John: You just got flamingoed!!!
Jane: John your so hot you just flamingoed him!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

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