flaming ted 

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.

Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?

flaming ted by DB BN February 5, 2008

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt 

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt by Dreznych December 11, 2010

flamingoed 

A rather "interesting" and "intense" way of claiming dominance over your enemy.

Bob: Oh no!!!! We are playing a game! I am losign!
John: OMG I will win!
*bob looses*
John: You just got flamingoed!!!
Jane: John your so hot you just flamingoed him!

flamingoed by Can Not March 14, 2005

Flamingoediting 

cool person

“Hey do you follow flamingoediting?”

“Yeah she’s so cool lol”

Flamingoediting by wollywong June 7, 2022