flaggabastard

something like flabbergasted, impressed by someone's bastardness?

ananya was flaggabastard with the audacity of the peasant

by imimimi December 11, 2024

faggabastard

A faggoty bastard that excedes the limits of just being a faggot or bastard

Jim is a total faggabastard

by Jimgarfigon February 9, 2017

Flaggerbastard

Malapropism of "flabbergasted": dumbfounded, amazed, stunned with surprise.

SECONDARY DEFINITION: a lazy and ineffective flagman at a highway construction site.

ORIGIN (all true): Early 20th century, Marie Natale Martini of Queens NY, an Italian immigrant who exclaimed she was "flaggerbastard" upon seeing the Statue of Liberty for the first time. For sixty years, no one corrected her; it was just too funny.

See "origin" of flaggerbastard listed above.

by Professor Al July 7, 2009