Flaggerbastard

Malapropism of "flabbergasted": dumbfounded, amazed, stunned with surprise.

SECONDARY DEFINITION: a lazy and ineffective flagman at a highway construction site.

ORIGIN (all true): Early 20th century, Marie Natale Martini of Queens NY, an Italian immigrant who exclaimed she was "flaggerbastard" upon seeing the Statue of Liberty for the first time. For sixty years, no one corrected her; it was just too funny.

See "origin" of flaggerbastard listed above.

by Professor Al July 7, 2009

flaggerbasted

To be sexually aroused by inanimate objects

Yo doggy, bro, I'm so flaggerbasted. That lampshade got me feelin some kinda way

by cutepapi July 5, 2017

flaggabastard

something like flabbergasted, impressed by someone's bastardness?

ananya was flaggabastard with the audacity of the peasant

by imimimi December 11, 2024