flageleca

When you feel your penis is about to fall off

BRO Im having a flageleca feelin

by ppsmack42069 March 2, 2022

Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

flagellant

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.

The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.

by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

Flaggleraggle

(flag-LER-aggle)

Feigning interest in a subject for the sake of a tenuous link.

I don't think Mel even likes Ben Folds. She's only going to see him because Seth Cohen from The OC has a Ben Folds Five poster in his bedroom. How very flaggleraggle of her.

by Mr Tommy December 9, 2005

flagellant

Someone who flagellates her or himself. In particular, a religious ascetic/masochist who attempts to attain a sublime state or to purge disease or sin through whipping or beating her or himself with ropes, chains and/or flails.

In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.

"Oh no! It's flagellants, whipping themselves into a frenzy as usual"
(Warhammer: Dark Omen)

by Andy April 28, 2004

flagella

Hairy thing that makes cells move.

Flagella Shmalella.

by Cheesy Sam October 8, 2003