flabberstam
The act of making up words just to cause your friends to google them, knowing the only search results will scar their minds forever.
flabberstam by Majack December 28, 2010
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flabbershated
flabbershated by atown23 June 29, 2009
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Flabbershmonker
(Noun) The most annoying person you know; (Exclamation/informal) The swear word above all cuss words
Flabbershmonker by Donutpearphone June 15, 2016
Flabbersnaggle
In a debate as to whether or not "retarded" could be used as a insult or not, the term "Flabbersnaggle" was invented. It is meant to be offensive to one person in the world, probably with some form of snaggle tooth but does not know what a Flabbersnaggle is, but personally feels it identifies with them enough to make the word into a taboo issue. It was created in hopes that "Flabbersnaggle" would eventually join the rankings of "Fuck that fucking shit-faced potted pansy".
"Fucking Flabbersnaggle"
"Your mother is a Flabbersnaggle"
"Get in the right lane, you dirty Flabbersnaggle"
"Your mother is a Flabbersnaggle"
"Get in the right lane, you dirty Flabbersnaggle"
Flabbersnaggle by MimzysWhimzies April 15, 2015
flabbershafted
when a girl brings a man to a bedroom sometime during a drinking session only to find he has a case of whiskey dick
He was cute no matter how drunk he was, but when she got him back to the bedroom and got his pants off she realized she was flabbershafted
flabbershafted by ~Jay Pea~ November 22, 2010
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