(fin-kel)

-Adjective
1. kept or treated as a pet: a pet lamb.
2. especially cherished or indulged, as a child or other person.

–verb (used with object)
3. to fondle or caress: to pet a dog.
4. to treat as a pet; indulge.

–verb (used without object)
5. Informal. to engage in amorous fondling and caressing.
6. To masterbate

Walter loves his pet owl and like to finckle him gently.
Brian likes to finckle his knob.

Finckle by MadRuskii February 9, 2010

finduckles

(n) something that is ridiculous
(adj) describing something that is ridiculous
(n) pooping on a stoop

Man, That bitches ass was finduckles

Man, that ninja's behavior was finduckles

"Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and poop on your stoop"
"Man, that's finduckles"

finduckles by SkeeterRama December 13, 2006

fkknuckle

Idiot, waste of space a fktardian, retard, stupid.

"That fkknuckle is dangerous on the road , he is dumb as dog shit" ffs

fkknuckle by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021

Marti Fincklestein

Old anti-semite Jewish woman that smokes 10 cartons of kools, camel unfiltered, and marlaboro reds, Did i mention shes jewish. She snorts pennies constantly, by crushing them up on her dashboard of her old volkswagon, i believe i mentioned shes jewish, breaks into other cars and fine establishments to steal pennies and doesnt uphold the law... give a penny take a penny. Ohhhh and her grandfather fell out of a guard tower in WWII, Auchwitz. And finally shes Jewish.

See cigarettes

Marti: " My throat is so clogged with ash and tar i sound like marti fincklestein"

Marti Fincklestein by Pedophiles United May 10, 2010

Fiznuck

used in replace of the word fuck
used often to show disaproval or shock

1. What the fiznuck!?

2.I fiznucked on that test in class...

Fiznuck by Matthew Lawrence July 2, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026