fizaster 

A person who is a total mess. They're personality is overwhelming and you cant be helped but to be pulled into their madness. By the end of it all you'll find yourself just as much of a mess and loving every second.

I was a total fizaster last night. I couldnt get a grip!

fizaster by Disaster November 27, 2018

Fiaster

A Fiasco and a disaster. See also "Gigli".

"Went to Joe's party last night. It was terrible...a downright Fiaster!"

Fiaster by Damien Noble July 20, 2006

Fizzaster 

When you run out of prosecco

We are out of prosecco and the shop is shut. What a fizzaster

Fizzaster by Ginandchips June 7, 2020

Fimaster 

One who has control of the Fi's; Matt Walker

Look at the Fimaster assemble his army of Fi's!!!

Fimaster by Nilats April 23, 2003

Finasteride 

A drug more commonly becoming prescribed for the treatment of male pattern-baldness. It is sold under the brand names Proscar and Propecia. It has been clinically proven as being more effective than minoxidil – another men’s hair-loss drug.

I here finasteride could help treat my male pattern-baldness.

Finasteride by Kendal Boy March 8, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019