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prosecco 

The drink of choice for every young to middle aged basic white girl
Guy A: I want some alcohol
Girl B: Let's get prosecco
Guy A: I think I'll stick with beer
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Prosecco swigging panty-waists 

A resident of Kings Heath who approves of the Low Traffic Neighbourhood scheme.
...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....

Prosecco Mum 

Usually found in groups, often from council estates, often wearing garments featuring fake Swarovski’s, Ugg boots, long straight hair extensions with a bad ombré job. Walls at home emblazoned with vinyl decals with ‘Love Laugh Live’ or similar. Describe themselves as ‘full time mummy’ on Facebook. They get pissed on prosecco before going out leaving the kids to make their own spaghetti hoops for tea. Then writing statuses like ‘my kids are my world’ while snorting coke in the toilets at Revolution. They have ‘the girls’ round for a few quiet drinks on a Tuesday night, and the police get called by neighbours at around 3am. They will need handbag sized bottles of Prosecco the next day to do the school run. Some role models of the Prosecco Mum include: Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and anyone from TOWIE. A group of Prosecco Mums is known as a ‘Murder’ of Prosecco Mums. If no Prosecco is obtainable a ‘PMmay resort to putting petrol in the Soda Stream. Favourite phrases include: U ok Hun? and I’m fumming babes. The Prosecco Mum often is to be found with a Stella Dad. A popular career for a PM would be a Juice Plus Rep, this gives them time for childcare. Childcare in this case is allowing their offspring to run riot in public places while they take dog ear selfies on their phones.
“Did you see that girl on Jeremy Kyle? She was a proper Prosecco Mum
Prosecco Mum by Joose Plus Babe January 5, 2019

Prosecco Princess 

A girl who wants a champagne lifestyle on a shoe string budget, with an air of entitlement.

Probably has life love laugh quotes everywhere and makes out their really glam.

Someone who has grown up with rich parents and they continue to leech off this and others into adulthood.
Friend 1: My girlfriend wants me to take on holiday to the Caribbean now. It's the third time we have been away this year. Of course she isnt paying for any of it.

Friend 2: yeah, she is abit of Prosecco princess

Friend 1: Yeah she got proper pissed at her mums party the other night and I had to go and pick her up.
Prosecco Princess by D12. October 31, 2019

prosecco ghetto 

Any area of any large town or city where it is predominantly middle class. The tell tale signs are a Londis or Bargain Booze that is selling upmarket items like organic Cous Cous and Prosecco.
I have just bought a flat in the middle of Prosecco Ghetto its very nice and near to Waitrose.
prosecco ghetto by MCB0NUS June 21, 2014

prosecco tit 

An individual under the influence of alcohol of the prosecco variety. This individual may act in a way considered as a total tit. All actions are exempt due to prosecco influence.
Hey mate isn't Vanessa acting weird?
Don't worry mate she's just being a prosecco tit.
prosecco tit by SNAZZYSNATCH December 31, 2016

Prosecco Reese's Rocket

After shaking a Prosecco bottle sprayed all over a woman clothed only in two Reese's cups.
Last night that Prosecco Reese's Rocket cost me $37; it was so worth.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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