fiwer

When five kiwis fall into a fat person.

I say someone fiwer

fiwer by Kiwi licker August 17, 2017

Fiery but mostly peaceful 

During the start of the Portland BLM riots in 2019 burning and looting run rampant. Biased news media CNN reported, quote “Fiery but mostly peaceful protests” despite the fact in the live report there was a burning in the background.

This quote now used in scenarios when pointing out hypocritical facts when the subject seems to be oblivious to.

The committee conducted a fiery but mostly peaceful conversation, surly they were considering the pleas of us the working class.

Fiery but mostly peaceful by Featherless_Bipod April 15, 2021

fierrochase 

The name of the canon pairing between two characters from Rick Riodan's Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard. Seriously these books get gayer every series and it's beautiful

The ship specifically consists of the following characters.

Magnus Chase, a sixteen year old Norse demigod and son of Frey who died and went to Valhalla. He was previously homeless and living on the streets.

Alex Fierro, a fifteen or sixteen year old genderfluid Norse demigod and child of Loki who, like Magnus Chase, was homeless on the streets, died, and went to Valhalla.

(I shall clarify that in order to go to Valhalla, they were required to die in battle while clenching a weapon.)

Ex.1
Person 1: OMG fierrochase is so cute i ship it sksksksksksk
Person 2: Ikr it is adorable they are such smol beans!!!! asdfghjhdk

fierrochase by Just a fan tryna help April 11, 2019

fiery ballsack 

Deep within the halls of the scary night castle the young peasant gets castrated as he was forsaken to put aftershave on his nuts. Making him get a "fiery ball sack"

I was unhappy and tired of being a boy so I sacrificed my life and went thru the process of Fiery Ballsack.

fiery ballsack by !TheIronClaw! March 19, 2017

fiber vice 

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

fiber vice by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

fiber optic cable 

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

fiber optic cable by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

Figer 

Noun: A combination of a fig and tiger

Alternate definition: A vegan who acts like a predator

Ugh, this girl is such a figer.

Figer by SchingDingwing September 19, 2021