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fitchbitch

A girl who only wears Abercrombie and Fitch and is a total hottie. She says "OMG" on a regular basis as well. She probably has perfect hair and has a hot boyfriend. She owns the school. =
Ugly girl: ohhh look at that fitchbitch! I wish I could be like her. Shes perfect.

Ugly boy: uhhh yeah! I would tap that.
by lydsia January 2, 2007
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Fitchbitch

"That fitchbitch could not look any preppier, can she?"
by Laylaisamodel October 16, 2008
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Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015
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Fitch Bitch

A woman who wears a lot of popular store (abercrombie, holister, american eagle, aeropostale) clothes and makes fun of other people that dont wear that kind of clothing.
Allison: WOW like oh my god she is like wearing clothes from like hot topic that is so like uncool!
Katie: You relise your being a Fitch Bitch right now right?
by Steve Rock January 13, 2009
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fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.
"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"
by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014
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Witchbitch

A witch and a bitch at the same time
What a witchbitch!
by Marshmallow 2.0 August 29, 2020
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Litchbitch

Any girl living in Litchfield County CT. They tend to be very caring and loving to multiple nice men, tricking them into thinking they are forming a serious relationship, and then choose only one including, but not limited to: drug addicts, dropouts, deadbeats, and assholes. And then throws the rest into a love-sick friend zone.
Guy 1: You're the best girl i've ever met.
Litchbitch: And you're the best man i've ever met.

Guy 2: Here's your birthday gift, you're so beautiful.
Litchbitch: ohhhh thanks i love you so much!

Guy 3: I love you.
Litchbitch: I love you too!

(more good guys)

Random Fuckup: Yo bitch, i hate yo ugly ass!
Litchbitch: OMG i love you, lets be in a relationship.
*sex*
by GoldenCoastBoy February 4, 2010
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