Skip to main content
A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.
Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.
Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

fatbitched 

Hey, you fatbitched me last night. We were supposed to play poker.

Don't fatbitch me for that ho.
fatbitched by omkrmyhobby June 25, 2009
To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.
"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"
fitbitch by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

Fizzbitch 

An alcoholic drink consisting of 50% champagne, 30% tequila, and 20% blue Gatorade. The lack of a distinct taste means that you will be drunk before you even realise it's alcohol.

Originated at Dalhousie University
After a night of drinking Fizzbitch, nobody can guarantee where you will end up.
Fizzbitch by to7dal September 12, 2011

fizzbitch 

"Power Thirst! With new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch! And Gun!"
fizzbitch by Brittany Monster December 21, 2007

Fitzwithoes 

A response implying one's full agreement with a given statement.

A poetic expansion of, "I am with you, Man"
"Crikey, I could go a couple of beers"
"Fitzwithoes!"

"I love 'Tits-Out-Tuesday'"
"Fitzwithington!"
Fitzwithoes by jsyph December 15, 2008