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fit shaced 

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

shit faced
noob
Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."

fit shased 

to the point of total intoxication, you say everything backwards and slurr your words. almost like being shit faced but drunker!
"OMG Missy, i am so fucking fit shased, I think I may piss myself"
fit shased by Punkie December 6, 2006

fitshaced 

Even more wasted than shitfaced. Completely fucked up beyond belief. The most gone you have ever been, plus about 4 more beers and one illegal drug.
Wow, dude, ure pooping and peeing all over the place while singing the new britney Spears Song. You are completely fitshaced.
fitshaced by Teabagger January 5, 2005

Fitshaced pluckered 

The point of being unable to stand up due to uncontrollable stupidity and a couple of shrooms... alcohol two shots
Maaaan! I'm fitshaced pluckered aaaand can't get up can I sleep right here on da floor pweeaase
Fitshaced pluckered by Fart clock September 8, 2020

Fitshaced pluckered 

The point of laughing fake falling asleep on the floor due to complete Stupidity a couple shrooms and two shots but still being able to function
Maaaan I'm fitshaced pluckered and can't get up can I sleep on da couch....pweaaaaseee but I'ma go home anyway pweeaase..
Fitshaced pluckered by Fart clock September 8, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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trucker's tan 

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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