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"Dude, I went swimming yesterday and a shark bit off my leg."
"FISHMO."
"Yeah, I'll just put some Neosporin on it. Let's grab a smoothie."
fishmo by mocha choca latta July 14, 2009
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TARFUN FISHMO 

acronym. Things Are Really Fucked Up Now Fuck It Shit Happens Move On;

1.a state of mind or philosophy that in reality is as close as the average person will get to a zen like state of being
2. A condition of being that while able to get worse is best left alone before it does...

zen philosophy fucked
"I just lost my job, my home, and my family....oh well TARFUN FISHMO"

tarfun fishmo
TARFUN FISHMO by buzzbomb84 November 18, 2012

knock over the fishbowl 

To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.
Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.
knock over the fishbowl by karkaran117 September 16, 2014

fishocrite 

A hypocrite who claims to be a vegetarian/vegan but still eats fish.
Jeseppi: "Is that Scarlett smashing that salmon steak? I thought she was a vegetarian!!!"
Bob Barker: "Yep. Classic fishocrite."
fishocrite by Jeseppi December 9, 2012

Fishbowl 

Fish bowl; An automobile that has absolutely no window tint installed therefore anyone/everyone can see right in the vehicle.

#fishbowl
Person1:“Oh man I’m glad we’re not riding around in Cindy’s car anymore”.
Person2: “Oh I know right. That thing’s a fishbowl”

Fishbowl; a car with no tint
Fishbowl by Choosysuzy April 21, 2019

fishmeex 

The drip drip of the swell swell
Bitch it is yung fishmeex
fishmeex by LONG LORD February 5, 2017

Octo-Noggin FishJob 

When you put an octopus’s head on a mans genitalia and proceed to suck it.

Originating from youtuber ColdRaven. (AKA ColdRaven’a Nest)
The man received an Octo-Noggin FishJob
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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