fish kit 

The "welcome pack" the department of corrections gives you when entering jail/ prison which normally consists of a very small toothbrush, comb, toothpaste (also used for lube?) and razor.

Yo bitch don't touch my fish kit or I will shank your ass.

fish kit by Bo Binkerson February 10, 2007

kitten fish 

When someone catfishes as an under-aged person to troll pedophiles.

Smith kitten fished Michael and exposed him for the pedophile he is.

kitten fish by blooisblooisbloo April 3, 2020

Fish Dont Fry In The Kitchen 

Its true they don't

Its a true story bro Fish Dont Fry In The Kitchen

Fish Dont Fry In The Kitchen by Yazma October 6, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012