First Grade

The beginning of the rest of your life. It sucks

"Hey what grade is Timmy gonna be in?"

"Oh, first grade"

"HAHAHAHA! good luck loser!"

First Grade by crazysquirrel November 13, 2012

It's first grade, Spongebob 

A phrase commonly said to someone who doesn't know, or doesn't seem to know something very basic or elementary.

"What do you mean you don't know how to roll a joint? It's first grade, Spongebob!"

It's first grade, Spongebob by Mäynard Lankford February 14, 2012

Thick as a first grade pencil 

Curvy, sexy, voluptuous

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil

Thick as a first grade pencil by Easyj September 18, 2014

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

First Grace

-Turning 30

- First feeling of being old

- First Greys = First Grace

“My bones crack when I sit down”

“Don’t worry honey you’re just entering your first grace”

First Grace by Willywonkasgarbagefactory December 4, 2023

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025