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nine gallon cask. A barrel is a thirty six gallon cask, although that term has gained curreny for any size of comercial beer cask or keg.

can i have two firkins of bass this week please (brewery-ha! would be nice!)

firkins by toymi69 May 30, 2008

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firkenstocks

Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.

Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*

firkenstocks by Greg Potter June 1, 2007

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Firkin

Great irish-punk band from Hungary.
The madly hopping flautist, PJ pulled up a brand new group called Firkin in the summer of 2008. The band injects unadulterated, energetic Irish punk into the veins of the present day musical circulation.

"When Firkin blasts into the strings, the spark of Celtic party cracks. The audience leaves the ground again and again. 100 times, 1000 times. Sounds good? It will!! Fire!" (Unit Magazine)

Firkin by mikepool June 15, 2009

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firkin

Touching lower genitals - constantly.

Neel, stop firkin yourself!

firkin by pinkbubblegumchick May 2, 2009

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firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

firkin by spud July 22, 2003

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Firkin

A wooden vessel used to store butter or lard

Josh put the firkin in the storage room

Firkin by Kiegan Booth June 2, 2008

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Queen's vaults (aka. The Firkin)

A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else.

Is closely guarded by Jim who will not hesitate to whack you with his broom is you get any way out of line.

Also is notorious for serving great curly fries with a side order of Mayonnaise (aka. Rimmer's spunk)

Are you going to the firkin?
Yes mate, cos its the only place I can get drunk!

Queen's vaults (aka. The Firkin) by Nate August 12, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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