This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012

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Fireman

FIREMAN is an electronic artist, DJ, and guitarist. FIREMAN is known for his heavy bass music, DJ show and futuristic respirator helmet.

-"That new FIREMAN song is so lit, Ralph spontaneously combusted at my house party."
-"See you at the club tonight, FIREMAN is gonna melt your face."

Fireman by dontsilencethelambs January 17, 2019

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california fireman

when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.

"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."

"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."

california fireman by alwaysonduty August 28, 2013

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firemans troff

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence

"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"

firemans troff by Rhodesia is still here May 4, 2008

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fireman that ho

When you are having sex with a person/getting jacked off or getting head; right before you cum you pull out and nut all over their forehead to the breasts and back to the forehead. This is not a beginner level sex move; it takes several years of practice to master and not to mention a lot of fucking cum!!!

**You must have Firefighter level 1 & 2 certification to do this, if not do not try this you will get hurt!!

Yo son my man fireman that ho last night and her mom too!

All my man talks about is firemaning me everynight.

fireman that ho by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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